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lol, tagged by a long ass time ago. XP

Choose 12 original characters NOW!

1) Axel
2) Damien
3) Comet
4) Jessie
5) Demy
6) Homicide
7) Steel
8) Havek
9) Hace
10) Nexa
11) Zech
12) Black

1. 12 has a burning question that you must address! What is it, and how do you respond?

Black: *sighs* Why did you make me get killed by an asshole?
me: Becaaause... >.>; Plot twists..?

2) 7 and 3 become partners in crime! What's their business, and does it succeed?

Hmm~ They'd probably work in a lab making new chemicals and such to help people and...

Steel: *growls at Comet, trying to swat away a shot she had* Get that shit away from me!
Comet: No, you signed the contract agreeing to this! D:< *sticks him with the needle*

Nope, it doesn't succeed. c:

3) 6, 1, and 9 are attacked by a MOTHERFUCKIN' SHAAAAARK! What the hell happens???

Homcide: Geeehhh..! I always wanted giant fish to eat! *trying to claw the shark, which snaps at him back*
Axel: .___.; *freaking out because they're on a boat in the middle of the ocean, unable to function properly because he's hydrophobic XP*
Hace: Tsk, honestly... Move you idiots! *bats them both aside before stabbing the shark in the head with his scythe repeatedly, thoroughly killing it*

4) 8 beat up 11's mom! WHY HE/SHE DO DAT?!

Havek: *smirking maliciously as he continues to beat on her, just because she's an angel*
Zech: H-hey, stop that! *scowls as he tries plying Havek off her, pissed off*

5) 2 died by overdosing on cabbage. 10 holds a funeral service that 4 promptly crashes. 12, in grievous fury, attacks 4 and decides to elope with 8 for no reason. 7 appears and steals all the Mountain Dew, while 6 and 1 decide to have sexy time (that can be whatever the hell your sick imagination thinks it to be). 9 and 3 dig up 2's grave and force feed the remains to 5 for kicks. Why is 11 eating my pretzels?
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Damien died by overdosing on cabbage. Nexa holds a funeral service that Jessie promptly crashes. Black, in grievous fury, attacks Jessie and decides to elope with Havek for no reason. Steel appears and steals all the Mountain Dew, while Homicide and Axel decide to have sexy time. Hace and Comet dig up Damien's grave and force feed the remains to Demy for kicks. Why is Zech eating my pretzels?

Zech: ... I don't know... >_> I should be warning God about all this corruption going on, but...
Demy: ;n; *trying to crawl away, about to throw up*
Axel: Ohshitohshitohshit...!! *running from Homicide, who was trying to chain him up*
Homicide: Get back here, wolfie! I'm not done with you yet~! *chasing after him with a crazed grin*
Zech: .___.;

6) AAAAHHHHH!!!!

>.> Dahfuq?

6: The Sequel) Why do I keep screaming, everybody?

all: *too busy arguing with each other to care*

7) 11, 6, 2, and 5 are forced into an S&M club and one of them has to be "The Gimp." Who is it?

Honestly, I dunno... >_> I mean, I've never heard of a gimp, but if you mean pimp It would probably be Damien, lol.

Damien: Considering one is bi, the other is insane and the last one is an angel and doesn't get any at all... yeah, I'm the pimp. B)
Demy: Hmph... *crosses his arms, looking away shyly* Whatever..
Zech: Tsk... you're going to hell one day is more like it.
Homicide: Geehh..! Look at all the girlies! *grins as he jumps them, ripping into them and tearing off their clothes instantly*
Damien: Huh... *watching* That's gonna be bad for business..

8) Number 9, why do I keep asking disturbing sexual questions in these quizzes?

Hace: *simply shrugs* Well mortal, maybe it's because you're confused about your own sexual desires and preferences.

9) Doesn't matter, you're all my bitches. Anyway. 12 is forced into the opposite gender's clothes and is thrown into a pit filled with pedophiliac zombie clowns. Will he/she survive?

Black: Uh...? *vanishes from sight easily, considering she's a ghost. She's not concerned about being in boy's clothing*

10) If all the OCs were stereotypes in a movie genre of your choice, what would each of their roles be?

me: Ohh...~ Okay, let's go in order, school setting. c: Axel would be the misfit kid, Damien would be the bully that shoves others into lockers, Comet would be the science geek, Jessie would be that daredevil that tries anything, Demy would be the kid coming out of the closet all sensitive, Homicide would be a crack addict, Steel would be another bully, along with Havek and Hace, Nexa would be the school whore, Zech would be the overbearing parent and Black would be the quiet kid in the back of the bus. X3

11) Holy pigshit, Batman, they all got super powers! What are they?!

Batman: Talking... and walking animals?
all of them: Basically. :I

12) Batman has no super powers, I know, but this question isn't about Batman. Why is 7 the leader of the Gay and Lesbian alliance?

Steel: ... the fuck? *scowls at the questionair, grabbing them and digging his claws into their arms* You better get your facts straight before I snap you in half so you're not...
me: ... I feel like that was a very bad gay joke O_o

13) But it turns out 7 is actually a Gay/Lesbian Communist Porn Star! What's 2's reaction?

Damien: Teh... Somehow I'm not surprised.
Steel: *snarls as he tackles Damien, and the mauling from both of them insues :/*

14) 3, 6, 9, and 12 jump off a bridge because their brains can't handle another awful question in this horrible quiz. What do the others have to say about it?

Damien: Oh shit... I think my mate just jumped off that bridged.. *rubs his neck in wonder*
Axel: Thank God Homicide is gone... -.-;
Zech: I feel bad for the spirit... *sighs*
Nexa: ... can spirits even commit suicide?
Damien: In a way she did. She jumped off the bridge with a necromancer...
Zech: T_T I'm really enjoying all this sympathy you guys.. *sarcasm*

15) IT'S OVER! But first, 1, 8, 4, 10, and 5 each try to add another clever question to this quiz! What are they, and what will their final snarky remarks be for me to laugh at? AND TAG SOME PEOPLE IF YOU WANT. I really don't care.

Axel: Hmm... I honestly don't have a question. :/
Havek: But I do. Why the hell is this necessary? These quizzes? They're more of a nuisance than anything..
Jessie: Huh, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Nexa: Anyone know where I can snag some nice jewels?
Demy: Can I not be in another quiz ever again? -.-; I don't like them...

Well that's over with. =3= I tag anyone who wants to do this quiz.